We were in doggie position and after ten to twelve minutes of banging away, I had worn the skin off on the head of my penis.
Our final circus trick required us to squat side by side on a large box with our butts hanging off of the edge.
Ejaculatees, close your freakin' eyes! They may seem like they don't, but the problem rests in the eyes.
You won't get the full spa experience the facial is done on a reclining chair in a little section in the back of the swanky Skinesis store, not on a bed in a separate room though.
For more advanced issues including acne scarring and pigmentation, opt for the Fractional Laser facial.
There are some inventions of the past that have not been successful and we wonder why! I was so embarrassed and must have looked so guilty.
For less than £150 your skin will thank you.